NFL Officials Withhold Certification of Bills' Win Over Chiefs until "Overseas Points" Are Counted

BUFFALO, NY — The NFL announced today that it is withholding certification of last night’s Bills victory over the previously unbeaten Kansas City Chiefs, citing the need to continue evaluating “all possible scoring scenarios” before declaring an official outcome. The Bills triumphed on the field with a decisive 30-21 win, but the league insists the final tally may yet change.

NFL spokesperson Carl Downing explained the league's unprecedented decision, stating, “We advised fans not to expect a final result immediately after the game. There are always variables—overlooked plays, speculative penalties, or as-yet-undiscovered scoring opportunities—that require careful review. We owe it to Chiefs fans, the league, and the history books to keep counting.”

Counting "Overseas Points" and Beyond

Chiefs Coach Andy Reid declined to comment on the situation but was seen consulting with officials on the field well after the final whistle. Sources within the league hinted at a deeper dive into the game tape to identify potential errors, missed calls, and innovative interpretations of the scoring system. One unnamed referee was overheard saying, "There’s no rush. We’ll take as long as it takes to make sure all the points for Kansas City are found and accounted for."

League Officials Stay the Course

Despite mounting criticism, the NFL remains steadfast. "This process is necessary," Downing insisted. “In the end, the goal is not just a game score but confidence in the system. It’s worth delaying the result, no matter how much time or creative interpretation it takes.”

As the saga continues, the league has assured fans that it will provide regular updates. In the meantime, the NFL has urged everyone to “remain patient” and remember that, in sports, as in life, “the governing body is what really matters.”